The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 147 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning none population. The hard-working population of 2.21 billion Lizard Defense Force 147ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.6%.

The Lizard Defense Force 147ian economy, worth 110 trillion dragonpieces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 49,779 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 147's national animal is the none, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lizard Defense Force 147 is ranked 59,572^nd in the world and 831^st in eta for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,330.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.