The Republic of Lizard Defense Force is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning kangaroo population. The hard-working population of 1.212 billion Lizard Defense Forceans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The Lizard Defense Forcean economy, worth 50.9 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 41,965 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lizard Defense Force's national animal is the kangaroo.

Lizard Defense Force is ranked 113,381^st in the world and 5^th in The Lizard Coalition for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.95 on the Bus Surprisal Index.