The Federal Republic of Lion759 is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 316 million Lion759ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.

The powerhouse Lion759ian economy, worth 22.1 trillion catnips a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,795 catnips, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, and Lion759 has designated Lion759 City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lion759's national animal is the Meowing Cats.

Lion759 is ranked 102,511^th in the world and 1^st in NeoVzlandia for Highest Average Incomes, with 69,795.32 Standard Monetary Units.