The Operating System of Linux is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Linus Torvalds with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.398 billion Linuxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kernel. The average income tax rate is 63.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Linuxian economy, worth 257 trillion Distroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 47,664 Distroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Linux has designated The Kernel as its capital city, Open Source has been named as Linux's national religion, Linus Torvalds has just been declared ruler of Linux in an international press conference, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linux's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Open Source.

Linux is ranked 273,143^rd in the world and 3^rd in Linux for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.21 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.