The Kingdom of Lindstaten is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Karl VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.166 billion Linderians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rüselheim. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Linderian economy, worth 404 trillion Brusses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,110 Brusses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, nine out of ten citizens of Lindstaten answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, all facts are created equal, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindstaten's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Lindstaten is ranked 29,381^st in the world and 23^rd in Anteria for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,689.73 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.