The Dominion of Lindenbergs is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.541 billion Lindenbergsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Lindenbergsian economy, worth 683 trillion Lindens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 64,845 Lindens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,875 per year while the poor average 14,920, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Lindenbergs's national animal is the Evil Robots, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lindenbergs is ranked 46,406^th in the world and 30^th in matheo for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,007.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.