The Kingdom of Limington is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Brennen I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 35.706 billion Limingtoners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kunbay. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Limingtonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,755 trillion Guilders a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,187 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, and truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Limington's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Royalism.

Limington is ranked 310,001^st in the world and 30^th in Modorra for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -58.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.