The Empire of Lilim is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Lilith IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.11 billion Lilimians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enoch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Lilimian economy, worth 987 trillion Blood Drops a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,339 Blood Drops, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 898,223 per year while the poor average 25,009, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.
Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, nudity is frowned upon, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Blood Drops battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lilim's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cainism.
Lilim is ranked 124,864th in the world and 453rd in Concord for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,168.15 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Lilim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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Lilim, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Blood Drops battlesuits.
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Lilim, nudity is frowned upon.
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Lilim, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
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Lilim, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
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Lilim, the justice of Lilim is considered superior to that of other nations.
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Lilim, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
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Lilim, Lilith IV's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
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Lilim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Lilim adopted General Assembly Resolution #13 "No Punishment Without Prior Law".






















































