The Queer Workers' Councils of Libertia-Columbia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Revolutionary People's Congress with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.08 billion Libertia-Columbians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Resnovas. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Libertia-Columbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion labour notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,382 labour notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escalators are avoided at all costs, t-shirts displaying a photo of Revolutionary People's Congress performing the Full-Monty are selling out, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime is totally unknown. Libertia-Columbia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Libertia-Columbia is ranked 1,485^th in the world and 4^th in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,615.84 on the Clooney Contribution Index.