The Free Republic of Libertarian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.671 billion Libertarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The thriving Libertarianian economy, worth 979 trillion Free-Markets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 62,534 Free-Markets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 221,352 per year while the poor average 12,755, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Libertarian's national animal is the Snake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Libertarian is ranked 258,797^th in the world and 9,438^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 14.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.