The Free Land of Lexotica is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Hari Seldon with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 8.694 billion Lexoticans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trantor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lexotican economy, worth a remarkable 1,684 trillion Lexots a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,730 Lexots, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, and no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lexotica's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Psychohistory.

Lexotica is ranked 2,937^th in the world and 114^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 248.4 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.