The Incorporated States of Lesce-Simim is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12 million Lesce-Simimians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 11.6%.

The Lesce-Simimian economy, worth 706 billion Es a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 58,908 Es, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax Es each year, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime is well under control. Lesce-Simim's national animal is the Girafa, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lesce-Simim is ranked 93,887^th in the world and 123^rd in Bozarkia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,173.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.