The State of Lemuriae is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.48 billion Lemuriaeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The thriving Lemuriaean economy, worth a remarkable 1,409 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 38,634 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 118,019 per year while the poor average 9,802, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, military funding has been stripped back, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the government is avowedly atheist. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lemuriae's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lemuriae is ranked 200,064^th in the world and 1^st in Dagestan Republic for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring zero on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.