The Federation of Leisi Borough is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.665 billion Leisi Boroughians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Leisi Boroughian economy, worth 549 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 117,697 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leisi Borough's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Leisi Borough is ranked 15,071^st in the world and 1^st in Boroughs of Estonia for Most Developed, scoring 88.31 on the Human Development Index.