The Snake of Legless Lizard is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by snake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and enslaved workforce. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.328 billion Legless Lizardians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of snake. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Legless Lizardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,392 trillion Snakes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,899 Snakes, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The dartboard at the Legless Lizardian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of snake's face, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legless Lizard's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Snake.

Legless Lizard is ranked 54,237^th in the world and 1^st in Hygiea for Largest Populations, with 11.3 billion capita.