The Empire of Legionnaire is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.634 billion Legionnaireans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Purgatory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.2%.

The Legionnairean economy, worth 171 trillion Swords a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,138 Swords, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,997 per year while the poor average 12,242, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the study of medicine is popular throughout Legionnaire, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legionnaire's national animal is the Cosmic Tigers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Legionnaire is ranked 211,720^th in the world and 6^th in Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,227.79 Standard Monetary Units.