The Legends Defense Force of Legendary Defense Force is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mak Q Kivu with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.378 billion Legends hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fukuoka. The average income tax rate is 18.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Legendary economy, worth 435 trillion loonies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,288 loonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, bars are packed at all hours, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and Legendary Defense Force's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legendary Defense Force's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is League and Corncod Patriotism.

Legendary Defense Force is ranked 99,368^th in the world and 54^th in Canada for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,930.62 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.