The Linebacking Talent of Lawrence Timmons is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.266 billion Lawrence Timmonsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Lawrence Timmonsian economy, worth 201 trillion tackles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,203 tackles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy governments seem especially interested in Lawrence Timmons's election cycle, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lawrence Timmons's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lawrence Timmons is ranked 151,574^th in the world and 3^rd in The Walk In for Largest Populations, with 4.27 billion capita.