The Dictatorship of Airelle is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 597 million Airelleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elle. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Airellean economy, worth 49.6 trillion kroner a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,000 kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Airelle's national animal is the bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Airelle is ranked 27,351^st in the world and 882^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,750.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.