The Kingdom of Lapland is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 31.514 billion Lapps have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The strong Lapp economy, worth a remarkable 1,248 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 39,618 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is moderate. Lapland's national animal is the polar bear.

Lapland is ranked 240,910^th in the world and 73^rd in Terranova for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 29,238.36 Standard Monetary Units.