The Commonwealth of Lanzmania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by DiDi with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The cheerful population of 48.704 billion Lanzmanites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanzstadt. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lanzmanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,522 trillion Lanzmarks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,379 Lanzmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Money can't buy you love but you can purchase a reasonable approximation of it, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with DiDi, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lanzmania's national animal is the seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Lanzmania is ranked 331,018^th in the world and 17,952^nd in Balder for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 1.4 Effective Tax Rate.