The Jingoistic States of Landeasia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning kangaroo population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.286 billion Landeasians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The very strong Landeasian economy, worth 796 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 55,762 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,847 per year while the poor average 12,067, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime is a problem. Landeasia's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Landeasia is ranked 182,224^th in the world and 6^th in Abandoned accounts for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.62 kickbacks per hour.