The Republic of Land of Lost Things is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 6.381 billion Land of Lost Thingsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Land of Lost Thingsian economy, worth 64.8 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,155 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Land of Lost Things's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Land of Lost Things is ranked 248,876^th in the world and 1^st in Republic of genzi for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 169.28 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.