The Republic of Lan Prockymbisiddis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.336 billion Lan Prockymbisiddisians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The very strong Lan Prockymbisiddisian economy, worth 606 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Average income is 58,663 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 179,205 per year while the poor average 14,884, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lan Prockymbisiddis's national animal is the elephant.

Lan Prockymbisiddis is ranked 186,070^th in the world and 4,520^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 927.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.