The Queendom of Lamprocapnos Spectabilis is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.411 billion Lamprocapnos Spectabilisians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The thriving Lamprocapnos Spectabilisian economy, worth 541 trillion Waters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is 73,006 Waters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,673 per year while the poor average 15,981, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

A video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamprocapnos Spectabilis's national animal is the Bee.

Lamprocapnos Spectabilis is ranked 162,267^th in the world and 11^th in Afte ta omorfa edafi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.95 law-abiding acts per hour.