The Protectorate of Lamp Post LXXVII is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.008 billion Lamp Post LXXVIIians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Lamp Post LXXVIIian economy, worth 688 trillion pendulums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,027 pendulums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,313 per year while the poor average 2,697, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lamp Post LXXVII's national animal is the polar bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lamp Post LXXVII is ranked 74,397^th in the world and 1^st in Territory Of Guernsey for Highest Food Quality, scoring 27.93 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.