The People's Republic of Laikia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emergency Ninja with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.107 billion Laikians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arastorm. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Laikian economy, worth 353 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,156 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, teenagers sit around on their butts all day, and the government is under the thumb of countless special interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laikia's national animal is the Drama Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Investigatism.

Laikia is ranked 230,090^th in the world and 4^th in Indiana for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 22,890.95 Standard Monetary Units.