The Queendom of Laf of a Party is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.274 billion Laforians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twilight Bend. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Laforic economy, worth 230 trillion Confetti 🎉s a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,368 Confetti 🎉s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is rumored to have teleportation powers, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Laf of a Party's national animal is the Pangolin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Laf of a Party is ranked 277,908^th in the world and 555^th in Vibonia for Safest, scoring 6.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.