The Republic of Labix is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Labix President with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.765 billion Labixians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finnurma. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Labixian economy, worth 295 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 78,576 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, Labix President's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Labix's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Labix is ranked 24,406^th in the world and 1,487^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 102.12 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.