The Republic of Labavaria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Librick Sarlakov with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.225 billion Labavarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drinitia. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Labavarian economy, worth 177 trillion Markoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 145,135 Markoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

42 is the answer to life the universe and the new bus route into Drinitia, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, the hyperwealthy are given "Congratulations! You won Capitalism" trophies, and the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Labavaria's national animal is the Samandrina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sarlakovism.

Labavaria is ranked 278,312^th in the world and 15,029^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.93 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.