The Kingdom of The Finale Order is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Black Falcon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.341 billion Finale Orderians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gondolin. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finale Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 2,016 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,762 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and water fights now end with thousands dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Finale Order's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Protecters of The Order.

The Finale Order is ranked 261,726^th in the world and 25^th in Kyodeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.