The Matriarchy of Kyvris is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.844 billion Kyvrisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyyvikytriç. The average income tax rate is 50.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kyvrisian economy, worth 132 trillion Skartiis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,668 Skartiis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Leader has just been declared ruler of Kyvris in an international press conference, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyvris's national animal is the Thaemoid.

Kyvris is ranked 274,116^th in the world and 2^nd in Commonwealth of Rosetta for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 23,287.49 Standard Monetary Units.