The Republic of Kylefornia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kyle with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.17 billion Kylefornians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sackylemento. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.

The very strong Kylefornian economy, worth 223 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 70,482 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and Kyle has just been declared ruler of Kylefornia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kylefornia's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kylefornia is ranked 268,857^th in the world and 4^th in Kyle for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 10.78 Effective Tax Rate.