The Clementine Republic of Kyces is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Adkissa with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.808 billion Kycens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citrusius. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kycesian economy, worth 858 trillion Rinds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,910 Rinds, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

A burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kyces's national animal is the Sunny Warbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of the Orange.

Kyces is ranked 99,293^rd in the world and 1^st in Orange Juice for Largest Populations, with 7.81 billion capita.