The United Kingdom of Kuiss kagia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.742 billion Kuiss kagians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.3%.

The all-consuming Kuiss kagian economy, worth 556 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,607 lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 401,558 per year while the poor average 9,812, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.

Laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive, the best defense is a good fence, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Kuiss kagia's national animal is the rooster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kuiss kagia is ranked 275,794^th in the world and 1,427^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.35 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.