The Republic of Kucheea is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.151 billion Kucheeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geneva. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kucheean economy, worth 450 trillion Shards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 73,226 Shards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Kucheea's hospitals, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kucheea's national animal is the Harbor Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kucheea is ranked 12,307^th in the world and 1^st in United Chaos for Nicest Citizens, with 27.89 average smiles per day.