The Republic of Kubbion is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.163 billion Kubbionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kubbionian economy, worth 209 trillion silvers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 179,968 silvers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,614,765 per year while the poor average 2,555, a ratio of 632 to 1.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets. Crime is totally unknown. Kubbion's national animal is the hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kubbion is ranked 301,525^th in the world and 40^th in Red Autumn for Highest Poor Incomes, with 2,555.1 Standard Monetary Units.