Population | 2.807 billion |
Capital | Ch'kronari Kecx |
Leader | Darrad Klern |
Faith | Kahless |
Currency | Talon |
Animal | Jadashha |
The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN44 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Darrad Klern with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.807 billion Klingons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ch'kronari Kecx. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient KSN44ian economy, worth 502 trillion Talons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,939 Talons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, billions of Talons are spent to take high-quality photos of the Jadashha Nebula, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KSN44's national animal is the Jadashha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahless.
KSN44 is ranked 11,323rd in the world and 7th in The Furry Federation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.84 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in KSN44, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in KSN44, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Following new legislation in KSN44, billions of Talons are spent to take high-quality photos of the Jadashha Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in KSN44, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
- : Following new legislation in KSN44, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
- : Following new legislation in KSN44, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in KSN44, commemoration of the Great The Furry Federation War costs almost as much as the war itself.
- : Following new legislation in KSN44, tabloids coo over Darrad Klern's expected child.
- : Following new legislation in KSN44, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable.
- : Following new legislation in KSN44, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.