
| Population | 13.037 billion |
| Capital | Essen |
| Leader | Cannon King |
| Faith | Freemasonry |
| Currency | Ingot |
| Animal | Badger |
The Manufacturing Conglomerate of Krupp Industries is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Cannon King with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.037 billion Germans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Essen. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 5,623 trillion Ingots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 431,358 Ingots, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,005,108 per year while the poor average 4,329, a ratio of 925 to 1.
Foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, the people have taken "Hail Cannon King" as an invitation to lob rocks, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, and professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Krupp Industries's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freemasonry.
Krupp Industries is ranked 320,205th in the world and 80th in Krupp Industriekomplex for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -46.26 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Krupp Industries, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements.
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Krupp Industries, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in
Krupp Industries, the people have taken "Hail Cannon King" as an invitation to lob rocks.
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Krupp Industries, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
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Krupp Industries, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
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Krupp Industries, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
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Krupp Industries, war is made in the name of love.
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Krupp Industries, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced.
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Krupp Industries, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Krupp Industries of supplying extremist groups.
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Krupp Industries, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.



































































































