The Democratic Republic of Kroniistatzka is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kronii with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.842 billion Kroniistatzkans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krottawa. The average income tax rate is 92.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kroniistatzkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,610 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 235,409 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kroniistatzka's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Perfectionism.

Kroniistatzka is ranked 13,008^th in the world and 15^th in Council of Asia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 111,263.08 Standard Monetary Units.