The Kingdom of Krips Eld is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Wyatt Krips with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.836 billion Krips Eldians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antares. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Krips Eldian economy, worth 811 trillion Eldieses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 167,764 Eldieses, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and Krips Eldians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krips Eld's national animal is the Gato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cientificismo.

Krips Eld is ranked 26,968^th in the world and 32^nd in Flanelistan for Highest Food Quality, scoring 83.34 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.