The Republic of Krilley is a massive, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 2.339 billion Krilleyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Krilleyian economy, worth 36.2 trillion Krillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 15,483 Krillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krilley's national animal is the Krill fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Krilley is ranked 73,559^th in the world and 3,721^st in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.