The Protectorate of Krillchester is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 2.461 billion Krillchesterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Krillchesterian economy, worth 68.4 trillion Krillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 27,780 Krillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, Krillchester recently decided against having a capital city, posters on 'Krillchesterian Values' advise against being proud of Krillchester, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime is totally unknown. Krillchester's national animal is the Krill fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Krillchester is ranked 111,006^th in the world and 5,520^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 763.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.