The Dominion of Kreft is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.925 billion Kreftians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Kreftian economy, worth 187 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,008 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kreft's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kreft is ranked 282,061^st in the world and 15^th in Project Nighthawk for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.