The Independent Republic of Kraujinga is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tove Nordholm with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.24 billion Nordboers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Åre. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kraujingan economy, worth a remarkable 2,603 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 182,858 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kraujinga's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Equanimity Equality Environment.

Kraujinga is ranked 1,776^th in the world and 5^th in Scandinavia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 149.41 law-abiding acts per hour.