The Republic of Krakozhia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.13 billion Krakozhians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Krakozhian economy, worth 559 trillion Krakozhian rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,609 Krakozhian rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,618 per year while the poor average 2,671, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Krakozhia's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Krakozhia is ranked 245,345^th in the world and 309^th in Eurth for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.07 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.