The Kingdom of Kractero is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lander I with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 29.95 billion Kracterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merdas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kracterian economy, worth an astonishing 18,849 trillion curios a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 629,376 curios, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,884,484 per year while the poor average 5,795, a ratio of 1,015 to 1.

Defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, nothing in life is promised except death and government support, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Kracterian bee. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kractero's national animal is the auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is animism.

Kractero is ranked 1,923^rd in the world and 1^st in Herta Space Station for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 74,726.09 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.