The Democratic People's Republic of Koriea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Kim Jong Sen with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.333 billion Korieans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Koriean economy, worth 433 trillion Popular People's Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,087 Popular People's Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories are beating plows into swords, one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists, and a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koriea's national animal is the Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Scientific-Atheism.

Koriea is ranked 65,969^th in the world and 3,088^th in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 100,087.99 Standard Monetary Units.