The Kingdom of Koreaaaaaaaaaa is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 177 million Koreaaaaaaaaaans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.2%.

The strong Koreaaaaaaaaaan economy, worth 9.91 trillion Won a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 55,971 Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Koreaaaaaaaaaa's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Koreaaaaaaaaaa is ranked 144,687^th in the world and 81^st in Squeaky Squeakers for Highest Poor Incomes, with 24,226.44 Standard Monetary Units.