The Kingdom of Konges is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Konges with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 24.142 billion Kongians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nos Astra. The average income tax rate is 48.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kongesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,795 trillion Kongs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 240,068 Kongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

There are no more heroes any more, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis. Crime is totally unknown. Konges's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dude-ism.

Konges is ranked 270,240^th in the world and 6^th in Oregon for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.